Friday, August 5, 2022
Forgive me father, for I have failed to blog
it has been *checks notes* 11 years since my last diary-rhea entry. nothinf to report right now-too tired. anyway, hi Jeffrika and Scott!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Diary Entrance No 2
Dear Diary-hea,
I didnt include everything in my last post, so here is new stuff and forgotten stuff.
Today at work was the cutest, tiny, cute, presumably gay boy. He was like an emo biebs, mixed with Pete Wentz, and a splash of Glambert. The wedding is in may.
I inadvertently started a new tradition. I was on my way to the bathroom for my daily afternoon "meeting" in the bathroom by the cafe. There was a vending machine next to the bathroom. Long story shot, i was pooping, eating cheese puffs, and playing Uno. The american dream.
Last night Kim W-B, and myself took a trip to Kevin Seaman's abandoned New Hope condo. She told me i should bring my own drink. I stopped at wawa and got water, tuna salad and fruit and cheese snack.
The lady Mary who sits next to me has trouble opening the new, smaller caps on Deer Park. She asked me to open it, saying "it's too little to grip right." I replied "thats what she said."
Milask and myself went to Chipotle today for lunch. I dont know what happened, but it ended up with me getting free lunch. I think their power must have gone out, and the smoke was making us cough. I donno.
Today it was about 50-sum degrees. I wore shorts to work. 50 is the fat girl's 70.
I didnt include everything in my last post, so here is new stuff and forgotten stuff.
Today at work was the cutest, tiny, cute, presumably gay boy. He was like an emo biebs, mixed with Pete Wentz, and a splash of Glambert. The wedding is in may.
I inadvertently started a new tradition. I was on my way to the bathroom for my daily afternoon "meeting" in the bathroom by the cafe. There was a vending machine next to the bathroom. Long story shot, i was pooping, eating cheese puffs, and playing Uno. The american dream.
Last night Kim W-B, and myself took a trip to Kevin Seaman's abandoned New Hope condo. She told me i should bring my own drink. I stopped at wawa and got water, tuna salad and fruit and cheese snack.
The lady Mary who sits next to me has trouble opening the new, smaller caps on Deer Park. She asked me to open it, saying "it's too little to grip right." I replied "thats what she said."
Milask and myself went to Chipotle today for lunch. I dont know what happened, but it ended up with me getting free lunch. I think their power must have gone out, and the smoke was making us cough. I donno.
Today it was about 50-sum degrees. I wore shorts to work. 50 is the fat girl's 70.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Diary Entrance No 1
Dear Diary-hea,
I learned something interesting today. In the 2010 Vancouver olympics, the olympic commitee handed out 100,000 condoms to the 7,000 athletes in the olympic villiages. Thats 14 condoms/athlete and they STILL had to order 8500 more...Oops there goes another rubber tree plant!
Friday night i caught up with some old friends from HS at the ale house. The food was ok, not worth the hour or so wait. also got awesome hot pink chucks.
This weekend consisted of some exciting things. Saturday the snappers went to tea at the "Wild Violets Tea Garden." Ill show you MY wild violets. The food was good, the tea was meh, and the salt had a bug in it. Also, my driving made Kim uncomfortable. I also got these fierce gray heels with a lil flower type thing on the peep toe. Visited my grandparents at the cemetery, ruined my brand new chucks.
Sunday was an interesting day. Because i have a foul mouth, i got punished and had to go to church...catholic church. It was rapey. The priest was wearing a green dress. I threw up on New Falls Road on the way home. Guess how that day went?
Got in trouble for wearing jeans to work today. Alls i gotta say is do some work and you wouldnt have noticed them. Also had a choco taco for breakies. There goes my diet.
I learned something interesting today. In the 2010 Vancouver olympics, the olympic commitee handed out 100,000 condoms to the 7,000 athletes in the olympic villiages. Thats 14 condoms/athlete and they STILL had to order 8500 more...Oops there goes another rubber tree plant!
Friday night i caught up with some old friends from HS at the ale house. The food was ok, not worth the hour or so wait. also got awesome hot pink chucks.
This weekend consisted of some exciting things. Saturday the snappers went to tea at the "Wild Violets Tea Garden." Ill show you MY wild violets. The food was good, the tea was meh, and the salt had a bug in it. Also, my driving made Kim uncomfortable. I also got these fierce gray heels with a lil flower type thing on the peep toe. Visited my grandparents at the cemetery, ruined my brand new chucks.
Sunday was an interesting day. Because i have a foul mouth, i got punished and had to go to church...catholic church. It was rapey. The priest was wearing a green dress. I threw up on New Falls Road on the way home. Guess how that day went?
Got in trouble for wearing jeans to work today. Alls i gotta say is do some work and you wouldnt have noticed them. Also had a choco taco for breakies. There goes my diet.
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